HD PORN COMICS Ugh, it’s everywhere. It’S between my goddamn toes, I told you the volcano would blow You can’t ignore me. I’M here to stay (, aggressive, kissing noises, ) (, barking ). Maybe we should like rub fronts: (, kissing, ), (, soft, music, ), Oh yeah. My mouth is: sopping wet,
No, no, no (, grunting )! This feels real good, but it’s real wrong. A little more A little bit more! Oh, my god Andrew, is there supposed to be that much
Check your mons, Hey, Nick, What a do We’re your curly new pals! Are we in Tampa
Cause its hot and stinky – I don’t wan na, be here: No we’re not in Tampa we’re in Crotch City, USA, Hi guys. Oh my God am I like so funny ( screaming ). Why am I out
It’S gon na be Science-awesome. That’S so funny Steve, (, puking ). You need to do what you think is right: (, puking, ), [, Jessi ]. I got my period ( puking ), I’m so sorry.
( puking, ), Okay, everybody say –, Please don’t say it Matthew,
Cheese ( puking ) And I just want you to know Daniel ( puking ) Leah. Would you give Daniel back his hat Thanks Nicky
Leah you’re better than this. No I’m really not! Oh my God! Now, there’s someone very special! I want you guys to meet. Oh well! That’S a pillow!
No, no, no, no, no, no she’s! So much more than a pillow. First, I make a slit not too long careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call’the husband stitch’. Then I take two zip lock bags and I fill them with Amy’s Organic Lentil Soup, Which I microwave to exactly 98.6 degrees, not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting
Then I place them in the slit of the pillow ( moaning, ) Abra-cum-dabra Ta da. That was amazing, Mmm, so good
( groaning ), I’m fucking 40, I’m a famous 40 year old, magician
I drive a bright red Tesla that I bought with all my 40 year old money Yah, I’m also 40. I know your grandparents
My penis is right. Next to the baby’s head, ( screaming ), I’m rich Ooh, Hello. There Put a rubber on Junior. I got athletes foot all over me.
Oh, I don’t care one bit Mature Group Pissing. I guess I just got a little bored of the solo pissing stuff, Uh-huh [ Sylvester, Stallone ], Hey great
It’S Mickey Paulie and all the gals. This is my fault. ( grunts, ) ( muffled shouting ). What are you doing? Nick? I’M sorry. I have to Please stop.
He’S leaking
Shut the fuck up Nick (, kissing ) ( whistling ) Uh. Oh, I bed wet sick, again, ( groaning ). I think I’m going to make sick
( groaning ) ( steam train engine whistle ). Thank you. I’M sorry. Thank you. I’M sorry! Oh there’s the problem. Oh good, lord Lebron, James (, choking ) Whoa sex
I wonder if that has anything to do with those yogurt balloons. I used to find on the floor next to our bed Steve. I want to do sex on a lady, But I’m not really sure I can Make my peanut puke like a baby, But there’s a couple things I don’t understand. There seems to be some pre-lava oozing out of the volcano.
I’M going to go to the parking lot and smoke a quick Merit get my head straight. Not everything in nature has a purpose.
There’S only one way to make you shut up. ( moaning ) Garrison, no Take it all Keillor. Take it all [ Woman ] Missy. Are you almost ready hun We have to leave for the school sleepover
You don’t want to be late. What Okay mom, Oh goodness, Wiggles darn it That was one heck of a worm: dance,
I’Ve got full blown glitter, tummy
Maybe we should do some more tonight. I’Ve got this idea where you fold me in half: Oh, Is it cool if I just kind of back it up? ( moaning ), It’s just so chilly in here and you’re, so warm
Oh well, you’re pretty warm too. You feel really really warm. ( moaning, ) ( grunting ). Oh my God, Missy’s like jerking off Shake your booty Missy, It’s more of a stoop than a shake, but thanks [, Pillow ], There’s nothing wrong with you. Sweetheart
Huh, who said that I did daddy? Why are you calling me daddy Because I’m dying to fuck you silly We’re all dying to fuck, you
We’Re motel pillows sugar, we’re down for anything
But I’m with Jessi, But why She’s so difficult? And she doesn’t understand that you’re 40 and a celebrated magician
Pillows, on the other hand, We’re easy And we’re also way into group sex. Oh I’m really not. I could just watch
Still, I don’t think — Come on fuck, my wife, Oh boy, Yeah fuck me I’ll just sit in the corner like a sad cock and play with my little tag. Look man, maybe
Besides, I can keep a secret bro my lips stay shut when I’m not sucking you off.
Oh wow ( moaning, ) Holy shit. Man See, I told you, I could do things Susette. Couldn’T I’m a dude, ( moaning, ) God I love fucking, you both
Oh, my god, I’m on fire, Oh shit, The flambe. What do I do?
Put me out with your cum. Obviously ( moaning )! Oh no, I’m out of Jay juice! What the hell’s going on in here, ( screaming ), (, kissing ), What the fuck
Jay I couldn’t help it. She was irresistible She’s, still heavy, with your musk bro And if you want Brad, then I want him too. Why don’t you join us?
We want to suck the honey out of your baklava. If everybody wants me, then they can have me ( cheering ), ( moaning, ), (, barking, ), I’m proud of Jay ( mood. Music, ), Oh hey! Oh, is that
Let me take care of it: ( dramatic music, ), (, grunting, ), ( moaning, )